Dewey Kincade

Lyrics

Mary had a little lamb
But she didn't give a damn
'Cause everywhere that she would go
The wolves were sure to show
And they'd all dress up like sheep
And send her flowers in the mail
But she had other plans to keep
And said this ain't some fairy tale

Cinderella loved to flirt
You know her day job paid her dirt
She got tired of dropping hints
So she went off to find a prince
There was one nearby she found
She could not believe her luck
But when the midnight hour came 'round
He turned into a shmuck
And cinderella began to sing
All the way from the ball

I'm tired of making out
I'm tired of making out
I'm tired of making out
Like it's just some fairy tale

Little red riding hood
Went off to Hollywood
She tried to make a name
But she just took the walk of shame
She always aimed to please
Oh, how hard she'd try
She'd get down on her knees
And she'd swallow all her pride
And in the middle of a line
Little Red began to sing

I'm tired of making out
I'm tired of making out
I'm tired of making out
Like it's just some fairy tale

I'm tired of dancing to someone else's time
I'm tired of paying for someone else's crime
I'm tired of playing someone else's game
Why should I be the same?
I've got a star right by my name

Little Glory Goose
Stopped waiting by the phone
She just had to cut loose
And strike out on her own
She stopped trying to get it right
And said, "No more pretending."
And she began to write
Her own happy ending
I'm sure you know how the story goes.
It goes a little something like this.

I'm tired of making out
I'm tired of making out
I'm tired of making out
Like it's just some fairy tale